Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Yo, What’s the Deal, Here?

“Why have you stopped updating your site, Jon?”

Um.

I’ve been really busy?

Yeah, that won’t fly will it?

OK. Here’s the truth.

I’m writing a book.

STOP SNICKERING AT ME.

Really, I am.

Of course, I don’t have a publisher, an agent or any friends who will read any book I wrote even if I were to pay them large sums of money out of my own pocket, but THAT WILL NOT STOP ME. At this point, it’s more about, “Jon, just write the damn book and get it out of your system” than actually getting it published.

Anyway. Practical upshot. I’m cutting back on posting here to about once a week. Possibly once every two weeks. Hit up the RSS/Subscribe thing-y and you can be alerted the instant I shovel something out. Also, I will continue to update twitter on a daily basis. And the occasional photo.

Thanks for reading. And I’ll be back.

Favorite Entries

If you are new around here, the following entries have been reasonably well received. You might want to peruse these.

• Partners
• Correspondence
• Help Wanted
• From the Office of Mis-directed Email
• A Word from the Small Person in the House
• RNT Product Review: Chocolate Mix Skittles Left Me Sterile!
• Jon’s Report Card circa… A Long Time Ago
• Dear Gratuitously Naked Conversationalist at the Gym:
• A Peek Inside the Writer’s Guild and Producers’ Negotiations
• We Regret the Error
• Letters from a Homeowner to His General Contractor
• What I Did There
• Hermaphrodite Administrative Assistants and Receptionists Need Not Apply
• Giving Me an IM Account Was Obviously a Huge Mistake
• Official Ransom Note Typography Vista vs. Mac OS X Shootout
• I Need a Real Hobby
• Beat Down
• Big Fat Lies
• True Love
• Now MY Ovaries Hurt
• Don’t Get Her Started
• Disturbing Trend
• Had to do it
• Mooshy stuff
• Ransom Note Typography End User License Agreement “EULA”
• Diva-licious!
• Just so we’re clear
• PETA may have a point

Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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