Tuesday, November 14, 2006

We Are Hooked

Guitar Hero II came out. We have all been glued to the PS2. I got it on Tuesday, election day, and we switched between CNN and watching Lucas totally rip on that game. Even Reha likes playing this game. (That’s a five star rating if there ever was one.)

Look at these pics of Jonah. Dude’s got an attitude and everything. Thing is: He is PLAYING the game and making all these acrobatic maneuvers with his little bod. Seriously. Come over to my house and watch. It’s way better than TV. Even if the Republicans are taking a pounding, it’s more fun to watch Jonah wiggle his booty. I really should photoshop a tattoo that reads “Born to be Wild!” on his bicep. Though knowing him, he’d just complain that it wasn’t a “flaming death skull” or some such.

And he has a posse!

The pasta necklace is hardcore, you know. Chicks dig the pasta. It’s all about the semolina.

My left hand is killing me. And I can beat the game on medium, but I’m a total loser after that. But playing YYZ, even on a wimpy setting like “medium” in co-op mode: Wicked awesome. Totally worth the price of admission.

Favorite Entries

If you are new around here, the following entries have been reasonably well received. You might want to peruse these.

• Help Wanted
• From the Office of Mis-directed Email
• A Word from the Small Person in the House
• RNT Product Review: Chocolate Mix Skittles Left Me Sterile!
• Jon’s Report Card circa… A Long Time Ago
• Dear Gratuitously Naked Conversationalist at the Gym:
• A Peek Inside the Writer’s Guild and Producers’ Negotiations
• We Regret the Error
• Letters from a Homeowner to His General Contractor
• What I Did There
• Hermaphrodite Administrative Assistants and Receptionists Need Not Apply
• Giving Me an IM Account Was Obviously a Huge Mistake
• Official Ransom Note Typography Vista vs. Mac OS X Shootout
• I Need a Real Hobby
• Beat Down
• Big Fat Lies
• True Love
• Now MY Ovaries Hurt
• Don’t Get Her Started
• Disturbing Trend
• Had to do it
• Mooshy stuff
• Ransom Note Typography End User License Agreement “EULA”
• Diva-licious!
• Just so we’re clear
• PETA may have a point

Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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