Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Ransom Note Typography “Walker” Tee Shirt

Now you can have your very own Official Ransom Note Typography "Walker" Tee Shirt.

Art has been hand drawn. White ink on a black shirt. On the back is this site's address in teeny-tiny type.

As of this second, I am settling the printing details, getting quotes, brand of the shirt, etc. They will be silk screened.

At this point, it would be incredibly helpful to know some quantities before I launch. Please drop me a line and let me know that you want one (size, men's, women's is also quite useful). I will mail you when you can order a shirt. It'll be soon, just a couple things to iron out.

Get it?!

Iron out the details.

And they are shirts!

Iron. Like sometimes, you iron shirts

[crickets chirping]

Oh, never mind.

You can also leave a comment, but make sure your email address is correct.

Is it just me, or is "no-face, grey guy" kind of creepy?

UPDATE! I have bids! Going into production next week! Details on shirt make, price ($17-$18, plus shipping, taxes), and the rest of the details are forthcoming; I'm just waiting on ONE last vendor bid who comes highly recommended, but is "maybe not so good with the English, yes?" Though he sports a pretty adorable accent, it doesn't set my confidence meter on fire, you know? Anyway, drop me a line and I'll get back to you when things really start happening.

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If you are new around here, the following entries have been reasonably well received. You might want to peruse these.

• Help Wanted
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• A Word from the Small Person in the House
• RNT Product Review: Chocolate Mix Skittles Left Me Sterile!
• Jon’s Report Card circa… A Long Time Ago
• Dear Gratuitously Naked Conversationalist at the Gym:
• A Peek Inside the Writer’s Guild and Producers’ Negotiations
• We Regret the Error
• Letters from a Homeowner to His General Contractor
• What I Did There
• Hermaphrodite Administrative Assistants and Receptionists Need Not Apply
• Giving Me an IM Account Was Obviously a Huge Mistake
• Official Ransom Note Typography Vista vs. Mac OS X Shootout
• I Need a Real Hobby
• Beat Down
• Big Fat Lies
• True Love
• Now MY Ovaries Hurt
• Don’t Get Her Started
• Disturbing Trend
• Had to do it
• Mooshy stuff
• Ransom Note Typography End User License Agreement “EULA”
• Diva-licious!
• Just so we’re clear
• PETA may have a point

Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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