Wednesday, December 19, 2007

OEOB On Fire! Everybody Panic!

In case you didn’t happen to watch the news this morning, the Eisenhower Old Executive Office Building caught on fire this morning. The OEOB is home to many White House staffers and is also home to the Vice-President’s ceremonial office. Firefighters contained the fire to the third floor and though authorities right now will only say they believe the fire started in a “phone box” or “electrical closet,” we here at Ransom Note Typography know what really happened:

The machine that recharges Dick Cheney exploded. While trying to give himself some extra juice in order to gear up for war with Iran, he miscalculated the process and ”BOOM!” the whole place was engulfed in flames.

He was also blown to pieces, but luckily the blueprints for putting him back together are kept in a secure, undisclosed location. They had him back up and running and ranting about “the grave Iranian threat to peace and stability in the region” within an hour of the incident. Darth Cheney lives again!

The President had no official comment on the incident, but privately was elated and hoped the promised upgrades to “Darth Dick” were installed this go around.

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Jon scribbled this mess on 12/19/07 at 10:31 AM, best we can tell it fits in the category of Regular Post. This many folks had something to say about that, The permanent home of this entry is here: Link

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