Tuesday, May 02, 2006

I’m Famous on the Internet!

I don’t really understand how this happened but try this:

Go to Google Image Search

Type in “lortab” as your search term.

Wait for results.

Now if I’m correct, you’ll see a bunch of photos of pills. And maybe a group of doctors. But nestled in there on the first page of results will be a shot of MOI, in all my glory. It was taken a days or so after I had my strabiumus (eye muscle) surgery. Wicked red eyes and frankly… I look horrible.

Here’s a screen shot of what I’m talking about in case you don’t want to go through the motions up there:

I figured this out as I was perusing my apache logs files, trying to track down an evil comment spamming bot. I saw a fair number of hits from google and they were all coming with the search term “lortab” embedded in there.

The intarweb’s a very strange place, my friends. And how HAPPY am I that you can find a photo of me when you search for a picure of a legal opiate? Roll me in oat floar, Martha and cook me on 350° for twenty minutes until I’m golden brown, I’m just delighted.

Or perhaps not so much.

But my favorite search is growing in results: Up from 55K to 110K! Impressive.

Favorite Entries

If you are new around here, the following entries have been reasonably well received. You might want to peruse these.

• Correspondence
• Help Wanted
• From the Office of Mis-directed Email
• A Word from the Small Person in the House
• RNT Product Review: Chocolate Mix Skittles Left Me Sterile!
• Jon’s Report Card circa… A Long Time Ago
• Dear Gratuitously Naked Conversationalist at the Gym:
• A Peek Inside the Writer’s Guild and Producers’ Negotiations
• We Regret the Error
• Letters from a Homeowner to His General Contractor
• What I Did There
• Hermaphrodite Administrative Assistants and Receptionists Need Not Apply
• Giving Me an IM Account Was Obviously a Huge Mistake
• Official Ransom Note Typography Vista vs. Mac OS X Shootout
• I Need a Real Hobby
• Beat Down
• Big Fat Lies
• True Love
• Now MY Ovaries Hurt
• Don’t Get Her Started
• Disturbing Trend
• Had to do it
• Mooshy stuff
• Ransom Note Typography End User License Agreement “EULA”
• Diva-licious!
• Just so we’re clear
• PETA may have a point

Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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