Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I Have Caller ID for When Larry E. Calls

A month or so ago, I emailed John Moltz and naïvely said, “Hey, John! We should do a podcast together!”

He wrote back instantly and said, “Who is this? How did you get my address? Please never email me again.”

Thus was born the Technology! Whiskey! Sexy! podcast.

The first episode is on the site. (Or here for direct download.) I’ll have the iTunes subscription info Real Soon Now™ and will update the TWS site (and here, duh) as soon as I have it.

It’s funny.

Guaranteed chuckles or your money back.

And in case you need to know what the podcast is about before you devote 16 minutes and 25 seconds of your life to it: The podcast relates to technology in the same way a doughnut correlates to world peace. In other words, not very much at all and only in the most peripheral way and if the negotiators went out for crullers before sitting down at the peace talks.

Mmmm. Doughnuts.

Enjoy.

(Moltz is the first voice you hear, by the way. TONS of editing and filtering on his track. He normally sounds like a squeaky and mewling kitten. You can still hear a bit of that in the recording, technology can’t fix everything, you know.)

Finally, here is the iTunes link.

Favorite Entries

If you are new around here, the following entries have been reasonably well received. You might want to peruse these.

• Partners
• Correspondence
• Help Wanted
• From the Office of Mis-directed Email
• A Word from the Small Person in the House
• RNT Product Review: Chocolate Mix Skittles Left Me Sterile!
• Jon’s Report Card circa… A Long Time Ago
• Dear Gratuitously Naked Conversationalist at the Gym:
• A Peek Inside the Writer’s Guild and Producers’ Negotiations
• We Regret the Error
• Letters from a Homeowner to His General Contractor
• What I Did There
• Hermaphrodite Administrative Assistants and Receptionists Need Not Apply
• Giving Me an IM Account Was Obviously a Huge Mistake
• Official Ransom Note Typography Vista vs. Mac OS X Shootout
• I Need a Real Hobby
• Beat Down
• Big Fat Lies
• True Love
• Now MY Ovaries Hurt
• Don’t Get Her Started
• Disturbing Trend
• Had to do it
• Mooshy stuff
• Ransom Note Typography End User License Agreement “EULA”
• Diva-licious!
• Just so we’re clear
• PETA may have a point

Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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