Tuesday, January 08, 2008

I Got Your Primary Politics, Right Here Pal

I’m not really going to wade into the political mish-mash this presidential season*, but I do want to say this, since we just finished the New Hampshire Primary:

Will someone please wake up Fred Thompson and tell him he came in 6th in the New Hampshire primary? Go on, give him a nudge, he’ll stir. Eventually.

Behind Ron Paul even.

Speaking of Ron Paul, I’ve decided that the next person who ticks me off is going to get sent to the Great and Terrible Ron Paul Internet Mosh Pit, where a whole slew of insane, crazy and “man, these people have to be off their meds” folks will sit down and explain in GREAT and LENGTHY detail that not only should Ron Paul be the next President of the US, but also why Ron Paul should come and tuck them in at night. There will be much talk of a blimp (really, a blimp!) and then, once that person wants to stab a fork in their ears, they’ll be introduced to Dennis Kucinich.

Seriously, there are so many internet nerds jumping on the Ron Paul bandwagon that if he’s elected, they are going to lobby to have Congress convene at a ComicCon.

cue *rim shot*

Thanks! I’ll be here all week. Tip your servers!




*However, I reserve the right to mish-mash on demand as I see fit.

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