Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Election Night ‘06

OK, it’s all over but the counting. Looks like in Virginia they will be counting for a week or two.

Here’s my thing, kids:

SO VERY GLAD IT IS ALL OVER.

Here’s my solution to all the negative campaigning:

I you lose the election, you have to EAT (with a nice cream sauce, perhaps) all the negative campaign paraphrenalia that both sides put out. And you have to pick up all sign littered around the countrysides of our country.

I’m thinking that might cut down all all the crap they put out.

And congrats to the Dems or taking back the House. Is it too early to begin thinking about impeachment? :-]

And! As far as I can see, NO Democrat incumbents lost. A zillion Republican incumbents biffed it big time. That says a lot, I think.

And! A Democrat won in the TX-22!! (That’s Tom Delay’s old seat) IN YOUR FACE! Yep, I’m gloating.

Favorite Entries

If you are new around here, the following entries have been reasonably well received. You might want to peruse these.

• Correspondence
• Help Wanted
• From the Office of Mis-directed Email
• A Word from the Small Person in the House
• RNT Product Review: Chocolate Mix Skittles Left Me Sterile!
• Jon’s Report Card circa… A Long Time Ago
• Dear Gratuitously Naked Conversationalist at the Gym:
• A Peek Inside the Writer’s Guild and Producers’ Negotiations
• We Regret the Error
• Letters from a Homeowner to His General Contractor
• What I Did There
• Hermaphrodite Administrative Assistants and Receptionists Need Not Apply
• Giving Me an IM Account Was Obviously a Huge Mistake
• Official Ransom Note Typography Vista vs. Mac OS X Shootout
• I Need a Real Hobby
• Beat Down
• Big Fat Lies
• True Love
• Now MY Ovaries Hurt
• Don’t Get Her Started
• Disturbing Trend
• Had to do it
• Mooshy stuff
• Ransom Note Typography End User License Agreement “EULA”
• Diva-licious!
• Just so we’re clear
• PETA may have a point

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