Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Why I’m Not In Charge of Anything

NY Times/AP article: Judge: Make Money Recognizable to Blind

Eventually they will make the bills smaller, larger, with Braille, etc., but I think my solution would be way more fun:

Scratch and Sniff!

How cool would it be if your Benjamins smelled like, I don’t know… fake banana!

OR!

There could be a small sound chip embedded in the money. But instead of speaking the denomination, you press on Ben Franklin and he says, “Don’t buy those jeans, they DO make your butt look huge!” George Washington would say, “That Twix bar will go straight to your belly, lard-boy! Buy an apple instead!” Hamilton, “This movies sucks, wait for the DVD.”

You get the idea.

And this is why I’ll never be put in charge of anything important.

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