Monday, August 11, 2008
Who’s Got Olympics Fever, Baby?!
Not me, really. Promise.
But once the following events are added as Official Olympics sports, I WILL BE THE CHAMPION OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
- Useless and arcane Macintosh trivia
- Bob Costas tossing
- Die Hard endurance challenge
- 100m sprint napping
- Diet Coke chugging
- Gardening and weeding avoidance
- Douchebag detection
- White man’s overbite synchronous dancing
I’m beginning my letter writing campaign to the International Olympic Committee soon.
Just gonna take a quick nap and then I’ll get right on that.
Please contact me ASAP when you have douchebag detection Olympians on hand...my dating life requires their assistance.
Posted by Pants on 08/11/08 at 09:38 AMBob Costas tossing......classic! An event I would definitely pay to see. Not that being tossed in the air would change his “perpetually surprised” expression much.
Posted by HeatherPride on 08/11/08 at 01:04 PMI’m wondering if you get extra points at the Bob Costas toss if you keep his toupe on his head for the entire event?
Posted by Mary Beth on 08/11/08 at 01:41 PMI can whip your ass in the napping competition ANYTIME, sucker!
Posted by Neil on 08/11/08 at 04:05 PMVery fun. I think you might face stiffer competition than you think. Protect your heart just incase you don’t get the giant “CHAMPION OF THE WORLD” belt buckle.
Posted by Csquaredplus3 on 08/11/08 at 04:12 PMI have been in overbite training since the 1980’s. I also have a lot of natural sprint napping talent. I’ll cross my fingers for 2012.
Posted by DadStuff on 08/13/08 at 12:13 PM
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