Thursday, September 06, 2007
What Have I Become?
The other night we bought our new kitchen appliances and I have to say: I think I was more excited about the really pretty and shiny and fabulous double oven, the completely flat as a pancake cook-top and the sexy over-the-range microwave oven/hood/vent we are getting in the kitchen re-model than I am for the possibility of a really, really cool big screen TV set up.
And Reha has me all jazzed about the baseboards and the kitchen cabinets, for crying out loud.
And she’s convinced me that we should get pedicures when finally do our anniversary Love-Fest™ later this month.
And! You should see me get all giddy when I talk about the über-cool looking faucet and kitchen sink I have chosen!
Holy crap, I’ve turned into a metro-sexual guy.
Isn’t that, like, totally out of style or something? Isn’t being all metro-sexual so very “four years ago?”
If anyone needs me, I’ll be out back, hunting wild beasts or something to try and get some semblance of my apparently lost manliness back.
Though I’ll be wearing camouflage, which unfortunately is NOT flattering to my hips.
*sigh*
Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!
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Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?
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