Wednesday, June 25, 2008

We Have Ways of Making You Talk

I got home the other night and after having spent the day at home with all her siblings, Ellis handed me her “report on the day.”

In case you have trouble reading her handwriting:

Dear Jon

Lucas has bin [been] bad & mean to Ellis and Jonah.

I love you Daddy

In the future if her chosen career, “Sparkle Princess” doesn’t work out, at least we know that she has Stasi levels of monitoring techniques to fall back on.

1. Sparkle Princess?! I need to talk to Ellis about what that profession entails before I waste more time working toward a nursing degree.

   Posted by Pants  on  06/25/08  at  06:12 PM

2. I love the special characters. Maybe she could specialize in cryptography.

   Posted by Jessica  on  06/25/08  at  06:58 PM

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Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

 

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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