Thursday, April 12, 2007
Watch Out, Ladies!
This morning in the shower (I know, not the picture *anyone* wants in their head; me, naked, dripping wet and sudsy), I used Lucas’ shower gel/body wash stuff, because someone had moved the other non-smelly stuff I normally use out of the shower.
So, this is a warning to all the ladies out there. Not only do you have to contend with my devastating charm, shiny bald spot and pudgy belly, but now! Now I smell like a teenage boy!
I have a stick right here at my desk that I’ll be using to beat these scent drunken ladies off my person.
For the last time:
No matter how good I smell and how attractive you find my paunch, my love belongs to Reha.
My husband ran out of his “manly” body wash a while back, and was forced to use my “girly” stuff…
ohhhhhhh he smelled good… just like a tulip.
But smellin’ like a teenage boy? Not sure what that would or SHOULD smell like...LOL
Posted by Blonde Chick on 04/12/07 at 09:03 AMDad, you may be the single oddest person that I share genes with.
Posted by Carrie on 04/12/07 at 10:56 AMJust my unrelated opinion but he might be the single oddest person in the gene pool.
Definitely a viable candidate.
Posted by Radioactive Jam on 04/12/07 at 11:53 AMThere is a guy at work who sprays Axe on himself when he comes back in from having a smoke. Man does it stink.
Hope you managed to beat the girls away.
Posted by Sirdar on 04/12/07 at 10:14 PMI feel your pain man…
My son wants to shave all the time now - he’s 6 years old - and we bought him “Hot Wheels Shaving Cream” ... he made me use it once..I simply couldn’t get the Grade 1 Teachers off of me!!
Posted by ALRO on 04/13/07 at 08:27 AM
Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!
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