Friday, April 27, 2007

Tiny Bubbles

Carnival Thing at the Elementary School.

Bubble Pit.

MUST. RESIST. URGE. TO. JUMP. IN.


How my youngest boy would look with an afro. So what if it’s a very white afro?


“Jonah, put bubbles on your head so you look like a shark.”
“How’s this?”
“Nice.”


“I shall only put a tiny amount of bubbles on my head, Father. For I am Princess Ellis. Bow before me, fool.” And then she threw bubbles in my face.


“What did you say? I can’t hear you because of all the bubbles bursting in my ears.”


Mullet Lady.
I have no more words.

Posted by Jon on 04/27/07 at 12:03 AM
  1. I do believe that picture is worthy of http://www.mulletsgalore.com/.  (Not the pictures of your children.  Although, it would have been brilliant to have them make bubble mullets.)

    Posted by Colleen  on  04/26/07  at  11:21 PM
  2. That mullet is kind of creepy.

    Posted by thethinker  on  04/28/07  at  05:40 PM
  3. There was a woman at the boys’ school concert the other day with a rat’s tail. Short hair, long stringy rat’s tail. She was about the same age as mullet woman. Perhaps related?

    Posted by Woman with Kids  on  05/01/07  at  01:33 PM
  4. That looks like so much fun.  However the mullet lady (are you sure it is a lady?) is sure scary!!

    Posted by Sirdar  on  05/01/07  at  09:36 PM
  5. It is a woman. I checked. Don’t me how I checked. A gentleman doesn’t blab about such things.

    OK, fine I asked. Her name is Mary.

    Posted by jon  on  05/01/07  at  11:15 PM
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