Tuesday, February 07, 2006

The Silence of the Toe-sies

I got Ellis out of the bath tonight and was putting baby lotion on her. Like everyone related to me, she has dry skin and needs to be doused in creams and lotions daily.

She likes to have a dollop of the stuff to put on herself, so naturally I said, “It rubs the lotion on the skin.”

And she said right back at me, “It rubs the lotion on the toes.”

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Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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