Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The New Jerusalem

Our day has finally come!

Will I camp out so I can get a t-shirt for being one of the first 1000 people there? No. It’s COLD out there. Plus, I have plenty of t-shirts.

Will I loiter there on Saturday and buy a new iPod case as an excuse just to gawk and try and stump the Genius? Oh, yes. I suspect a restraining order will eventually be necessary.

Can I still not think of a plausible excuse why I NEED a new 17” PowerBook? No, dammit!

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Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

 

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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