Monday, March 10, 2008

The Big Five!

Ellis officially turned five last Saturday.

We haven’t had her party yet, because Reha has a case going to trial this week, so she’s been crazy busy and I’ve been trying and failing to hold forth on all domestic fronts of late. Quick status report for the month: laundry: done, kids: bathed, dinner: can’t handle it, calling Pizza Hut (again). Chaos level in the house: High

Anyway.

Holy crap.

My littlest (and last) baby is FIVE years old!

And Carrie turns 18 this summer and will be going off to college in the fall.

Um.

I’m not sure how she’s going to do that, because I swear to you, I was just changing her diapers a few days ago. She CAN NOT be old enough to leave our nest and go to FREAKING college in another state.

This is a tragedy.

<write your own cliche-ridden and angst-y paragraph about how time passes so very quickly and paste it here, I just can’t />

Seriously.

My name is Jon and I do NOT approve of time passing any quicker.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be over in the corner, being all weepy while leafing through old photo albums.


Ellis, 5 or 6 months old. Where has all the time gone?!


Ellis, just couple weeks ago at lunch with me.

Posted by Jon on 03/10/08 at 02:13 PM
  1. Aw… it’s nice seeing a guy getting all sentimental.  Go ahead, weep all you want.  And then go outside and chop some wood.

    Posted by Neil  on  03/10/08  at  03:06 PM
  2. My mother sent me merrily on my way to kindergarten my first day. Unbeknownst to me she followed me about 500 yards back to be sure I didn’t get lost. She then went home and bawled for two hours.
    I’m still a thorn in her side, 35 years later. They’re growing up, just never leaving home. Get ready to support them through their 50’s!

    Posted by Richard  on  03/10/08  at  05:07 PM
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