Thursday, March 06, 2008

Random Out-of-Context/No-Context Quotes, Winter Edition

All real quotes. Only slightly edited to obscure identities.


  1. He’s a great guy once you get past the “is he going to rape me?” part.

  2. That’s why you have hair there.

  3. The dog is for warmth, the cat is for eating.

  4. Yes, I’m totally on your side, but I have to disagree with everything you just said.

  5. I can’t make it to that meeting then. But ping me back later next week. [Included only because I loathe the use of the term “ping” in this context. It grates. Plus, the guy was a total douche-fest with perfect hair, shiny shoes and a square chin. That also grates, but not as much as saying “ping me later on that.”]

  6. It’s like paying to see an Adam Sandler movie, in that we are all dumber now for having had that conference call.

  7. I’d like Hillary more if she stopped channeling Cruella de Vil when she laughs.

  8. Smell my finger, please.

  9. Jeepers Cripes, this place is so cold my nipples are showing through this sweater.

  10. I got poked on Facebook. Where is the button to turn that off?

  11. Give it [an image in Photoshop] that old-world charm look.
Posted by Jon on 03/06/08 at 11:17 AM

  1. I wish you could get Sarah to stop talking about me like that.

    Posted by Pete Dunn  on  03/06/08  at  11:42 AM

  2. But Pete, it’s true.  That IS why you have hair there.

    Posted by Sarah  on  03/06/08  at  11:47 AM

  3. Guys who say “ping” overuse “ciao.” I HATE THAT.

    Posted by Pants  on  03/06/08  at  02:01 PM

  4. I’m not sure which is funnier, the post or the comments.  Heh.

    Posted by Loralee  on  03/06/08  at  05:54 PM

  5. Good times.

    Posted by Novembrance  on  03/07/08  at  12:59 PM

  6. Anything that’s not an IP Address ISN’T going to like being pinged by Mit. Jus’ sayin’!

    100% agreement on the cat/dog debate. Wait - how’s the cat done? Fricassee or country fried. YES, it makes a difference.

    Looking for you on FaceBook so I can do something even worse than POKING!

    xoxo,
    Mit

    Posted by MitMoi  on  03/09/08  at  05:10 PM
Commenting is not available in this weblog entry.

 

Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

 

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?


©2005-2010 Jon B. Deal All Rights Reserved. All comments belong to the respective commenters.