Monday, November 26, 2007

Puke-y McPukester Here

I am ill.

Not only am I ill, but my wife is out of town.

Not only am I ill, my wife is out of town, but she’s going to to gone until late, late Wednesday.

Not only am I ill, my wife is out of town, she’s not coming home for forever, but I have to move everyone out of the house TOMORROW NIGHT because of the nasty chemicals they are using to stain the flooring.

Apparently we’d all get brain damage if we breathed the fumes too deeply.

Though in my case, I’m not sure you’d really be able to tell the difference.

Especially since the phrase “puking my brains out” doesn’t just seems to be an exaggerated metaphor right this second.

1. Oh, poor Pukey.  I’m so sorry that you are sick.  I hope it gets better very, very soon. 

   Maybe the fumes plus your vomiting will be a double negative, like when Gilligan gets cured of his amnesia by getting hit with a coconut on the head.  (Does that make sense?)

   Posted by Novembrance  on  11/27/07  at  07:01 AM

2. oh dear… that sounds terrible. Maybe this is a 24 hour bug and you’ll feel like tap dancing by the time you have to move out of the house tomorrow night.

   Posted by Anitra  on  11/27/07  at  07:41 AM

3. wow, i hope you got outta dodge! brain damage doesn’t sound like much fun.

   Posted by mama's got moxie  on  11/27/07  at  11:32 AM

4. Maybe your illness is anticipatory of the staining?
   Gravol. Word.

   Posted by witchypoo  on  11/27/07  at  11:37 AM

5. Your wife owes you. Big time.  Perhaps thinking of your reward will help distract you from your misery.

   Posted by regina  on  11/27/07  at  02:36 PM

6. regina

   On the contrary. I’m so far in debt to her, that this little thing is a drop in the ocean.

   On a “lighter” note, I am now officially dizzy AND nauseous. The dizziness is kind of fun in a “the world is spinning, how very odd” kind of way, but I could do without the nausea and my entire digestive tract being on the fritz.

   Posted by jon  on  11/27/07  at  02:41 PM

7. Gosh, dont spread your germs on the kids or your bad time without wife is only going to get worse in a big huge hurry!  Yikes!  Hope you feel better right quick!

   Posted by NerdGirl  on  11/27/07  at  05:51 PM

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