Tuesday, February 13, 2007

“People Have Started to Mate with Vegetables”

As a Mississippi native and voluntary refugee from The South, I can’t decide whether to laugh or cry. Probably cry.

Top Gear is awesome, by the way.

1. video.no.longer.available.

   bummer.

   was.looking.forward.to.laugh.

   Posted by Dave  on  02/14/07  at  11:25 AM

2. Bummer!

   It was the Top Gear guys. They drove across Alabama in three cars with slogans like “Hillary for President,” “Country and Western is Rubbish,” and “I’m Bi” painted on the cars.

   They almost got lynched. Seriously, they stopped for gas and people (rednecks) threw rocks at them.

   This is the response from the Top Gear guys.

   Posted by Jon  on  02/14/07  at  11:32 AM

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