Thursday, July 12, 2007

Pain Management

“Ow, ow, ow!”

“You still have a headache?”

“Ow. Yes.”

“Have you taken anything?”

“No, I don’t know where anything is and I can’t find anything and my head hurts.” (Sadly, I really am this big a baby about pain.)

“You poor thing. Let me get you some Motrin.”

She brings me Motrin. But no water or anything to take it with.

“I’ll just save up my spit so I can swallow these, I guess.”

“You really are pathetic, you know.”

“Ow.”

“Here,” and she hands me her water.

“Thank you.”

“You are only taking two? Take four! Kill the pain.”

“That would exceed the recommended daily dosage. By a lot. You want I should just keep taking them?”

“Well, that’s what my Mom always did, she just kept taking stuff until the pain went away.”

“Right, but look where she is now.”

Reha’s Mom died in 2005. 

1. I should probably point out that Reha knew I was going to say that last little thing and she laughed. No one was offended. :-]

   Posted by jon  on  07/12/07  at  08:10 AM

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