Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Out of Context Quotes, Early Spring Edition

Back by semi-popular demand. I give you quotes, random and utterly lacking in context, just the way I like ‘em.

1. Falling in love with methane all over again.


2. Oh, Safari… Why you gotta make me hit?


3. I’m writing on my blog why I hate you. Hold please.


4. Your expense report has been approved. [Suckas!!]


5. Well, duh. You can’t treat underwear like that and expect it to treat you well.


6. She is not pretty enough to be that full of crazy. [Someone stealing from Mike Monteiro, methinks, but I heard it at the Deli.]


7. Guess why I have my hand in my leotard? For FUN! Hee hee!


8. If I get one more email telling me do do something and it has those idiotic bouncing emoticon smilies at the end, I will strangle her with a USB cable.


9. I could die happy right now, but then I’d miss out on gloating.


10. If you drink that much Diet Coke, I think you’ve moved beyond having a refreshing beverage with lunch and into “lifestyle choice” territory.


11. H: Your headphones are too good, you didn’t here the phone ringing. M: Yes, that was the point of buying them.

1. Cool.  I made the cut. Again!

   Posted by Sarah  on  04/15/08  at  02:38 PM

2. so because i am “pretty” I have more leniency in my crazy levels?  Why did I not know this before?  So handy, so very handy.  OOOhhh, also can be quite dangerous.

   Posted by misha  on  04/15/08  at  03:56 PM

3. Well, duh!

   Posted by Novembrance  on  04/16/08  at  01:51 PM

4. I’m pretty sure I’ll be stealing #9.

   Posted by michael  on  04/16/08  at  06:16 PM

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Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

 

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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