Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Of Two Minds

Ellis is basically potty trained. Overall it’s fabulous and I really hope I never have to change another diaper. At least until Reha needs a little help in that department.

But E. is quite independent and frequently seeks out private toilet time. This is also OK, but she has wiping issues, which I won’t enumerate here.

And it would be really, really great if she’d stop using entire boxes of Kiddie Flushable Wipes in one sitting and causing the toilet to overflow.

“Mommy, the toilet is FULL! And the floor is WET!”

And who loves to plunge toilets more than I? Not many, I’m sure.

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