Monday, March 24, 2008

More IM Conversations I Shouldn’t Have Had

Me: Hey-o!

Co-Worker: Hi jon.

Me: I just saw your letter of recommendation for Law School on Heidi’s desk!
Me: Very cool.
Me: I added a little something at the end.

Co-Worker: Um....

Me: “A. is SO awesome! She’s DA BOMB! You should like, TOTALLY let her in to your Law School thing-y! She’s excellently awesome!!!”

Co-Worker: Um. As long as it’s positive?

Me: Only I didn’t have a pen
Me: So it’s in pink marker
Me: Kinda fluorescent actually
Me: Smells like cotton candy! Yum!
Me: Though I did it left handed, so it’s a lot more scribble-ly than I’d have liked.
Me: And Heidi tried to grab it away from me.
Me: so it’s crumpled
Me: maybe a little torn.
Me: OK. torn in half is probably a better way to say that
Me: but I used a TON of scotch tape, so you can’t hardly even tell it’s ripped anymore.

She then CALLED me on my direct line, panicked, sweaty and hyperventilating.

I am not a good person.

1. I think we all know good people are total bores.

   Posted by Sarah  on  03/24/08  at  01:39 PM

2. hahah, this is fantastic.

   Posted by SeanG  on  03/24/08  at  01:42 PM

3. Excellent work. I am proud of you.

   Posted by Sterkworks  on  03/24/08  at  01:43 PM

4. Way to keep your co-workers on their toes.

   Posted by michael  on  03/24/08  at  10:35 PM

5. Is Carrie staying in Salt Lake or elsewhere?

   Have you heard the comments of Obama’s pastor?  This is probably a subject that we don’t want to get into.  Someday I’ll have to fax you the letter to the editor that I wrote on this subject in January.  The Red Star (Meridian Star actually printed it.) Oh well, maybe there is hope for the South anyway.

   Love - Mom

   Posted by Jimmie Carol Pete  on  03/25/08  at  10:35 AM

6. Evil! But very good, nonetheless.

   Posted by Ladanea  on  03/25/08  at  11:45 AM

7. EvilJon.  Your new blog name.  Priceless!

   Posted by NerdGirl  on  03/25/08  at  08:55 PM

8. Perhaps not, but you’re pretty damn funny.  Sliding my bookmark in here...oh yes.

   Posted by Kimberly  on  03/31/08  at  04:45 PM

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