Monday, February 25, 2008

More Excuses

An exhaustive list of why I haven’t been writing much lately (or this week).


  1. Fighting a Nazi infestation in the backyard

  2. Going through the video frames from the SLC BLogging Event one by one, to erase the boogers I unknowingly sported

  3. Pushing my toe rash grant money application through the CDC bureaucracy

  4. I gave up caffeine last week and I can’t rub two synapses together and form coherent thoughts

  5. Acid flashback

  6. Still in a staff meeting from last week. Send help and provisions!

  7. Ran out of vowels and haven’t had a chance to get to the store

  8. Hillary keeps calling and asking for advice

  9. Bad pickle at lunch. Been burping dill for days. Can’t shake it.

  10. Wait, I have a Web site? How long have I had one of those?

Anyway.

Posting will be light until I feel like it. Suck it, people.

Wait, that came out wrong.

I’ll be back in a week or so.

Though I will have video from the Live Blogging thing-y up Real Soon Now™.

Posted by Jon on 02/25/08 at 10:27 AM

  1. HA! So that’s what it is! All of those are contagious, I’ll have you know, offering up my own blog as evidence. Apparently, the Internet is developing a case of the Februaries. It is Teh Suckitude.

    Posted by Michelle  on  02/25/08  at  01:19 PM

  2. You really gave up caffeine? 

    Why is it that I’m willing to believe that excuse is true, while merely laughing at your witty fictions in the rest?

    Well, okay, #s 5 and 6 are also quite believable.  And, given where you live, I suppose #1 could be very true. 

    Oh, I give up.

    Posted by Novembrance  on  02/27/08  at  01:19 PM

  3. Yeah, I actually have given up caffeine. I’m conducting an experiment.

    My head has fallen off from the pain of the withdrawals, but hopefully that won’t last.

    Posted by jon  on  02/27/08  at  01:24 PM
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