Friday, December 21, 2007
Letter From Mine Offspring, Traveling Hither and Yon
Carrie wrote me an email last night. She’s in Mississippi with the rest of the clan. They went early and I have stayed home alone for a couple days.
My Esteemed Father,
An it please you, would it perchance be possible to take yon ethernet cable and put it into thy travel bag forthwith? This is a godforsaken land wherein the sanctity of WiFi is absent. Fie on thee if thou wouldst deny thy daughter the simple pleasure of a blue cable!
Most earnest thanks,
Your loving daughter,
Anhilda.Post Script: We are continually in hopes that thou hast not sullied thyself by entering the bawdy houses of women of ill repute.
Will I be taking our little WiFi setup with me in my suitcase?
Um, yeah.
And not just because I wouldn’t have connectivity when I get there on Sunday, of course. I’m not a selfish man, I’m doing it for the kids!
Your daughter is a hoot!
Posted by Joe on 12/21/07 at 01:22 PMHow Witty she is. And I’m sure Pretty and Bright, too!
Posted by jen on 12/21/07 at 02:05 PMJen Not really witty, that’s how she talks ALL the time. It’s annoying as hell.
(kidding.)
She’s a delight.
Posted by Jon on 12/21/07 at 02:09 PMThat’s hilarious!
Posted by Ara Pehlivanian on 12/21/07 at 02:42 PMTruly a hoot! Can I have one of those?
Posted by CB on 12/21/07 at 09:08 PMHa! That is awesome. I especially like that she does it all the time. I bet it makes everyone batty. Brilliant.
Posted by MayB on 12/22/07 at 12:20 AMMerry Christmas to you and yours!!!
Posted by NerdGirl on 12/24/07 at 11:58 PMMerry Christmas!
Posted by michael on 12/25/07 at 11:50 AMLove, love, love it. Merry Christmas!
Posted by Novembrance on 12/27/07 at 02:34 PMHappy New Year!
Posted by NerdGirl on 01/01/08 at 01:16 AM
Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!
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