Friday, September 19, 2008
Let’s Make a Sandwich
I was in the shower this morning and Ellis decided to be helpful and make her own sandwich.
In her words: “The jelly just went everywhere, Daddy.”
You don’t say…
Oh, holy crap. That’s gonna be sticky for days.
Posted by Jenny, Bloggess on 09/19/08 at 09:01 AMWell, at least she used the cutting board. Imagine if she just went ahead and did that on the cooktop.
I hope you licked that board before washing it, otherwise that was a waste of good jelly.
Posted by Dick Barsky on 09/19/08 at 09:08 AMAnd it’s homemade jelly too! It was a nice effort on her part; one day she’ll figure it out.
Posted by Erin on 09/19/08 at 09:42 AMWait, where’s the bunny?
Posted by phillygirl on 09/19/08 at 10:08 AMThat’s why you should never let kids make food in the shower. It’s way better to do it in the kitchen.
Posted by Karla on 09/19/08 at 10:13 AMI really would like to say she’ll grow out of that, but I’ll be honest: my sandwiches still mostly turn out like that. So there’s a chance this is more of a lifestyle than a phase.
Do NOT let her make brownies by herself. Or use a blender. Or a mixer. And it’s possible to make a can of whipped cream explode on accident. Or, um, so I hear.
Posted by Annie on 09/19/08 at 11:37 AMWhoa. Although, who am I to judge her. I can’t cook. I even think making a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich qualifies as cooking.
Posted by jenboglass (steenkybee) on 09/19/08 at 04:32 PMJelly. Someone needs to get this stuff under control. One of these days it’s gonna hurt somebody. Maybe Congress can pass a law...the jelly industry has got to be more regulated. The sandwich looks great...just scoop it up and eat it with a fork! Nice try, Ellis!
Posted by Geri C on 09/22/08 at 10:25 AMReminds me of when I was a kid and I’d “make lunch” for my dad. Of course, he managed to eat every bit (ever have a PB&J;with a knife and fork), no matter how messy.
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