Monday, January 28, 2008
Kidding, but Only Barely
I am sitting at the bar in the kitchen, eating a lovely and well deserved turkey and swiss sandwich.
Ellis: Daddy, make me a sandwich.
Me: Um, I don’t really respond that well to being ordered around, Ellis. You need to ask nicely.
Ellis, looking STRAIGHT into my face: You are dumb.
Me: Pretty sure if I’m dumb, then I’m too dumb to make you a sandwich.
Ellis: Oh! You aren’t that dumb. You know how to make me a sandwich!
You will please excuse me now, I’m off to create an eBay account to sell this kid off:
Small, cute caucasian 4 year old. One owner. Low miles. Potty trained. Knows how to count to 100, though she’s a little “iffy” in the 60s. Can read very short sentences. Mouthy in the extreme, buyer beware.
NO RESERVE!!!!
Fresh! Wow.
Now I want a turkey and swiss sandwich. But I can make my own.
Posted by Novembrance on 01/28/08 at 01:59 PMThat’s too funny. What a kid.
Posted by Heidi Lewis on 01/31/08 at 03:34 PMLOL. u are hilarious. Ellis sounds like a hand-full :)
Posted by Valaurian on 02/08/08 at 02:32 PM
Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!
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