Monday, June 25, 2007

“I’ve Fallen, and I Can’t Get Up!”

Ellis did something to herself over the weekend and found herself in an intractable position.

Or it’s possible she was just being lazy. But in any case she said, “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

She couldn’t fathom why we were laughing at her plight. When she’s older, we’ll show her this:

1. Dude. See if you can maneuver her into a situation where she feels the need to say, “Where’s the beef?!”

   I’d pay money for that.

   Posted by Radioactive Jam  on  06/25/07  at  05:27 PM

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Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

 

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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