Wednesday, March 07, 2007

It’s Probably Because I’m a Bleeding Heart Liberal

But I like all our food to be “happy food.”

Those Mrs. Pauls Lightly Battered Fish Fillets did NOT give their lives in vain. They made all of us who partook of their golden goodness shed a tear or two of joy. Not sadness about over-fishing of the oceans and depletion of the Mother Earth’s resources, but instead we all let a grateful tear of gratitude roll down our cheeks.

But maybe that was the lemon juice that got sprayed across the table that made everyone cry. I could be wrong.

Posted by Jon on 03/07/07 at 12:02 AM
  1. Boy 2 would have been very happy with your fish sticks. His burgers have to have ketchup smiley faces because… well, because they do.

    Posted by Woman with Kids  on  03/07/07  at  08:23 AM
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