Thursday, April 20, 2006
Influenced by the Evil Step-Monster, No Doubt
Lucas pointed out something rather odd about Betty Crocker Cinderella Fruit Snacks.
We bought them for Ellis. Lucas was just stealing them. Because he’s evil. And Ellis wasn’t watching. I assure you that had she seen him pilphering her fruit snacks, she’d have raised the alarm. And then stabbed Lucas with a butter knife. I wish she’d stop roaming the house saying, “I’m gonna cut ya! I’m gonna cut ya!” Perhaps it’s just a phase.
He noticed that when you turn the “Cinderella” shaped fruit snack upside down, it doesn’t really looked like a Princess anymore, but instead a meanacing skull. He, being eleven years old and a boy, thought this was the coolest thing EVAR!
Observe:
A perfectly normal (and tasty!) Cinderella shaped fruit snacks.
Spin them 180° and look what you get!
Evil Snack From Hell!
right-side up they sort of resemble little buddhas.
Posted by crystal on 04/22/06 at 08:30 AMHappy, content and delicious Buddhas!
:-)
Posted by jon on 04/23/06 at 09:11 PMThat is great. Now EVERYONE in the family can be happy with a single snack food.
Posted by Kathryn, DYM on 04/29/06 at 12:30 AM
Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!
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