Saturday, November 17, 2007

I’ll Have My Behavior Mapped Out and a Side of Moo Goo Gai Pan, Please

The fam went out for Chinese last night. We discovered that according to the menu at the Chinese place, Jonah was born under the Year of the Tiger. Lucas is a Dog. I am a Sheep, but we can discuss what that means much later during my therapy session.

Again, according to the Menu—and we all know how those are accurate predictors of human behavior—the Tiger is supposed to look to the Dog or the Horse for happiness.

Jonah [to Lucas]: Hey, that’s kind of right. You’re a Dog and I do look to you for happiness!

Reha: And Carrie is a Horse! So you look to your older siblings for happiness. Interesting, huh?

Jonah: Well, I’ve given up on Carrie.

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Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

 

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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