Friday, December 01, 2006

I Know I Live in Utah, But… Huh?

Since I’m basically bald these days (I’m pretty bald and what little hair I have is now trimmed down to millimeter length), I don’t really care all that much about the shampoo aisle. The whole hair care aisle at the grocery store is wasted on me.

But this just made my evening last night:

Yessir, in the Smith’s (now owned by Kroger) in Urban-ish Salt Lake City, you can buy “Mane & Tail” shampoo. Specially formulated to give your mare’s mane a glossy sheen. And tail, of course.

Best part: It also has instructions “for use on humans.”

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Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

 

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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