Thursday, November 01, 2007

I Am Possibly The MOST Insecure Person on the Planet

Reha: Oh, I love her! She has to be one of my top ten favorite and interesting people I’ve ever met and known.

Jon: Yeah… She’s great.

Moments pass.

J: So, this “top ten” group of favorite people…

R: Yes?

J: Am I on that list somewhere?

R: Of course, Jon.

More moments pass.

J: So in comparison to M., am I higher on the list or lower?

R [eyes rolling so hard she might have permanently injured herself]: Jon… I don’t know.

J: Who else is on the list?

R: Jon. It’s not really that kind of list.

J: Am I in the top five? Top 8? Like, did I make the playoffs? I mean, number 8 seed, that’s not great, but I still have a shot, you know. I could totally be the dark horse and make it into the finals.

R: We have got to get you some serious therapy.

1. Man, that’s tough when you must jockey for a spot on your spouse’s Favorite and Interesting People list.  I hope that if she has Myspace, you are at least in the top spot.

   By the way, I grew up in a Texas town named Zuehl.  The German locals insisted that it be pronounced “zeel,” while I insisted that it be “zool.” Wackiness ensued, mostly involving my family not being invited to join the local bowling alley.

   Posted by imaginary binky  on  11/01/07  at  01:27 AM

2. Forget about therapy, man. You need to FIND THAT LIST.

   Posted by Radioactive Jam  on  11/01/07  at  10:19 AM

3. bwaaahaaahaa! Do ya’ll have that five freebie list of f*&«les too?

   We don’t have that list in my house at least not out loud. Because that’s how insecure I am.

   Posted by summer  on  11/03/07  at  10:05 AM

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Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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