Thursday, February 08, 2007

Hello Internet!

I made you an elephant out of clay.

I hope you like it.

And if you don’t, then my somewhat blurry and demonic smile will turn into something else and I will hunt you down and defenestrate you.

Posted by Jon on 02/08/07 at 12:04 AM

  1. I like it! Still, I think I’ll stay in single-story buildings for a while. Just in case.

    Posted by Radioactive Jam  on  02/08/07  at  06:58 AM

  2. I like the elephant, I swear. I love it.

    *backing away slowly, hands in the air*

    Posted by Woman with Kids  on  02/08/07  at  07:32 AM

  3. Yeah, y’all better like the thing. She was very proud of it.

    I told her, “Ellis, it’s kind of just a lump that you plugged ears and a nose into, you know.”

    She looked at me funny and said, “Dad. I MADE THIS ELEPHANT!”

    “OK, babe, whatever you say.”

    Posted by jon  on  02/08/07  at  11:16 AM
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Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

 

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?


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