Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Good Morning. I Will Kill You with my Bare Fists if You Turn That Light On Again
No one at the Deal Family Compound is a particularly good “morning person.” We are all night people. Personally, given enough notice I can switch to “morning guy,” but by nature I’m a night person. Reha is so far away from being a morning person that it may as well be on a another planet. She has many many other good traits, but getting up is not one of them.
Some of us, however take “I’m not a morning person” to an extreme.
Case in point, Ellis.
These are shots of her as I’m trying (in vain) to get her to pee so we can get out of the house. She was *adamant* about not needing to pee and she just sat there on the toilet with a grumpy look on her mug for about ten minutes. I finally gave up and dediced to let the nursery people deal with her.
Three minutes after these photos were taken, she knocked me down, kicked me in the crotch and then spit on my neck while I writhed in pain. She may be small, but she packs a wallop, my friends.
“I’ve killed before, Dad. Back off or I’ll kill again.”
“I’m NOT kidding! I want my coffee NOW! Don’t you speak English, you mangy dolt? Where is my latte?!”
Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!
Search
Categories
Recent
- Hey, He Made a List! (Twitter Favs, 2008 Edition)
- This Is Why People Rarely Do Nice Things for Me
- Who’s That Goofy Guy Standing Next to the Hot Pregnant Woman?
- Hi There! I Am the Personification of a First World Problem
- Off Label Use is Contraindicated
- Motivational Items
- Partners
- Metal
- Correspondence
- Happy Obama Day! Free Puppies for Everyone!
- My 15 Minutes of Fame Clock Reads 14:58
- Citrus Fruit Season Is Now Officially Over (Part 2 of Navel Gazing)
- Fall Fashion Guide
- I Don’t Even Know What to Say Here
- So Much Navel Gazing, I May Be A Citrus Fruit
Archives
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- July 2006
- June 2006
- May 2006
- April 2006
- March 2006
- February 2006
- January 2006
- December 2005
- November 2005
- October 2005
- September 2005
- Complete Archives
- Category Archives
Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?
©2005-2008 Jon B. Deal All Rights Reserved. All comments belong to the respective commenters.