Tuesday, June 12, 2007
From the Ministry of Silly Faces
Now!
Live!
Straight from an extended engagement in Vegas!
Direct your attention to the center stage!
I give you!
The Lord High Chancellor of Silly Faces:
LUCAS!
“Let’s raise the ROOF! Or something like that? What was my line/catch phrase again? Lift the ceiling? Hold up the walls? Huh? What?”
“Oh yeah, baby, turn that Burt Bacharach music UP! I’m about to bust a MOVE!”
“For the 1:15 matinee program, I shall swallow an entire chicken, bones and all in just one gulp!”
“When I begin the yodeling portion of the program, all the ladies begin to throw their undies at me on stage. What’s that about anyway? Why would I want their gross underwear? Ick.”
“Yes, I am the Lucas the Lord High Chancellor of Silly Faces, how may I be of assistance to you, my dear?”
Seriously, I knew I should have taken him to the doctor after I dropped him on his head that third time. He ain’t been right ever since.
“Powered by ExpressionEngine” seems especially fitting here. Ultimately though, when I see things like this - I blame the paternal end of the gene pool.
Works for me.
Posted by Radioactive Jam on 06/12/07 at 05:10 AMYes, his mother is quite strange. I’m totally normal!
Posted by Jon on 06/13/07 at 08:47 PM
Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!
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Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?
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