Friday, September 01, 2006
Failure to Compute
Let’s start with this image:
Forget for one moment the rather ridiculous notion that our miserable failure of a president is a hero. That’s so far beyond the pale that it’s really not necessary to comment on that.
Let’s go into the amazing Capitalization of This Banner. I’m mean come on, people. Either Capitalize Every Word. Or not. But you gotta pick a Path and Go down it. You can’t just Meander around and Randomly capitalize stuff.
Why, I think that Might even be un-American!
I’ve always thought that Bush supporters were a bit touched, now I have proof!
If you never hear from me again it’s probably because I just sent the following letter to Dick Cheney. I wonder if you get one phonecall from GITMO?
Dear Dick,
Unlike you, when his country called my father answered that call and joined the army. Unlike you, my father knows what it means to serve his country, he knows what war and death look like. Unlike you, Mr. Cheney, he was there.
My father raised me to believe that asking questions, speaking your mind and acting on conscious, reasoned, moral thought is the right and proper and way to live. This is not how you live Mr. Cheney. Mr. Cheney, I believe you to be a sociopath. You seem to have no morals. Do you have Morals, Mr. Cheney? I haven’t seen any evidence that you do.
You may feel that I am a Chamberlain, Mr. Cheney, but I think you’re Ted Bundy. I guess we’re even. You may not like it, Mr. Cheney, but I will continue to live in the manner that my veteran father raised me: asking questions, speaking out against that what I think is wrong and supporting that which I think is right. This may make me a Chamberlain, Mr. Cheney, but at least I’m not a Bundy.
Michael
Posted by michael on 09/01/06 at 10:35 PMTed Bundy was way hotter than Dick is.
Posted by Carrie on 09/03/06 at 02:20 PMMichael…
You are going to end up on a list that’s squirreled away at the FBI, (or worse, the NSA), if you aren’t careful!
Posted by jon on 09/05/06 at 09:54 AM
Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!
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Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?
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