Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Everything Back to Normal Now
A small window into the mind of a thirteen year old boy:
I’ve taken Lucas to a local bookstore to get a Spanish-English dictionary for his 8th grade Spanish class. The nice cashier lady says to him, “Good luck in Spanish class!”
As we are walking to the car he turns to me and says, “Why’d she say that?”
“I don’t know. Seems like a nice thing to say. What would you have expected her to say?”
“Like maybe, ‘Bad luck in Spanish class! I hope you fail and that your parents get so angry at you that they buy an illegal guillotine to cut your head off and also dull the blade before doing it so the cut is ragged and uneven. And stick toothpicks under your fingernails and then cut off the toothpicks so you can’t pull them out.’”
A moment passes.
“That’s it, Lucas, we are upping your daily meds.”
Okay but who, exactly, is going to be concerned about that ragged and uneven cut?
Also I’d just like to say: down with illegal guillotines!
Posted by Radioactive Jam on 09/05/07 at 04:38 AMI wondered about the “illegal” part as well, but he was on a roll, so I didn’t want to break his rhythm.
Posted by jon on 09/05/07 at 01:59 PMYou know you have a teenage boy when…
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