Monday, December 10, 2007

Dinner with the Armstrongs

Hi!

Sorry, I decided to take this post down.

Decided a) it wasn’t funny enough and b) it was kinda rude.

1. I’m surprised you didn’t go for the ultimate picky eater’s cop out at a sushi place… tempura shrimp.

   I ordered that once as a sushi place and thought I was quite sophisticated.  After all, it wasn’t just a glass of Pepsi.

   The waiter laughted at me, “Ha ha!  Jappanese chicken nuggets!  You order off the kids menu! Ha ha.”

   If you can make it past he humiliation, they’re really quite tasty.

   Posted by workman  on  12/10/07  at  01:27 PM

2. In reality I ordered steak teriyaki. I’m a wimp. But in my defense… oh screw it, there is no defense....

   Though I did try some grown up sushi and I did enjoy it.

   “A++ Would eat again!”

   Posted by jon  on  12/10/07  at  02:56 PM

3. Next time just pretend you are eating it… but secretly hide a few pieces in your pocket… and then bring them to me and I will eat them!  mmm. sushi.  In addition to the tempura shrimp… might I also recommend the philadelphia roll and the california roll.  You’ll also find them on the kiddie menu, but its a good place to start.

   Posted by Ellen  on  12/10/07  at  03:04 PM

4. I’m so east coast Canada that I don’t think sushi has made it here. Oh, wait. There may have been a new place or two since I went out.
   I think I’d be eating off the kiddie menu too.

   Posted by witchypoo  on  12/10/07  at  10:38 PM

5. I am also not down with the sushi.  I do love me some tempura and noodles and other Japanese thingies.

   I am however, quite suspicious about the brick.  Why would she bring a whole on and not just a wee chunk?

   Posted by jenB  on  12/11/07  at  11:08 AM

6. It took me almost 45 seconds but I did get ‘blobbers’. In my defense, I wasn’t like, thinking about it the whole time. I read it, thought “huh?”, and moved on. I checked a new comment on a different post. I came back to this one, started reading these comments and WHAM! out of nowhere, I got it.

   And just so you know, I liked it. But then I have on occasion been accused of being weird (accused! Innocent until proven guilty etc.), so - yeah. Your monkeys may vary.

   Posted by Radioactive Jam  on  12/11/07  at  11:59 AM

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