Monday, April 10, 2006

Didn’t Know I Had It In Me

They let me back in the country. It was amazingly painless. All you have to do is show six forms of photo ID, your birth certificate, and submit to a cavity search and boom!, you are back in the States. And NEVER admit that you went to a farm, are carrying foreign produce, or even that you ate veggies during your trip.

Toronto is a lovely city. Though I must admit that driving in Toronto leaves a bit to be desired. We got lost no less than six times. And that was just leaving the airport.

And I didn’t get to see too much of the city, really. But the inside of the pressroom was lovely! And who doesn’t love the Queen’s Express Way/Gardiner Expressway? Fine urban arteries.

I’ll have pics up later.

When I finally got home at 3:30 in the afternoon on Friday, I said “hi” to all fifteen children, waved at Reha, went potty and went straight to bed (3:45 PM) and proceeded to sleep until 8 the following morning. I didn’t know that it was physically possible for me to sleep unmedicated for over 16 hours. Guess I was tired.

Posted by Jon on 04/10/06 at 09:52 AM
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Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

 

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?


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