Thursday, December 13, 2007
Dialogue
A few lines of dialog I wrote a long time ago, from a short story I never finished. Found on an ancient zip disk. Slightly edited.
“Yes, she definitely wears that shirt a lot. She wears it at least twice a week. You know how I know that she wears it that often? Because that is the shirt with the deep V-neck and, depending on any number of factors such as wind speed, the angle of the sun, barometric pressure and her being RIGHT in front of you, you can ABSOLUTELY see her almost her entire chest. It practically plunges down to her navel and allows easy discernment the brand names of her bras. Bali most days and La Perla if she’s going to a client meeting. Seriously, that shirt should be illegal, that’s how revealing it is. So, you know why I notice that sort of thing and why I can tell you that she wears it at least once a week and that she wore it yesterday? Because I’m a GUY and guys notice things like women’s breasts. We like them. We notice them. We even admire them, though generally we try not to be all creepy about it and stare at them. But if you think I’m not going to notice when they are practically invading my personal space bubble, then you are absolutely off your rocker. Plus, the shirt is a nice green color and it sets off her eyes nicely.”
This is filed under “stuff that’s not true,” but I don’t know about that. I mean, guys really do notice boobs, whether they want to or not. It’s totally true.
Posted by workman on 12/13/07 at 09:29 PMUm, this is kind of a monologue. Just saying. Entertaining either way.
Posted by Novembrance on 12/15/07 at 06:38 AMworkman Ha!
Novembrance you are are correct, it is more of a monologue. But the rest of the “stuff” wasn’t so hot, IMHO. Thanks!
Posted by Jon on 12/17/07 at 03:01 PM
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