Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Death to all SUVs

When the revolution comes, SUVs will be the first ones up against the wall. I MAY spare the owners of the SUVs if they swear alliegence to me and the promise to drive a Prius forever. But I’m smashing all the SUVs into coffee table sized slabs and selling the slabs as modern art on E-Bay. I know some people have legitimate reasons for owning something as large as a Ford Expedition or an H2, but I KNOW that most people just think they are cool and somehow safer. Never mind the roll over incendents.

Anyway, I love this. Truly I do. Also note the Batman style parking job.

Viva la rivoluzione!!

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Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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