Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Call Clairol, We Have Their New R&D Department Right Here

Lucas (13) is a lady killer all right. Though it’d be helpful to his lady-killing cause, if he bathed more frequently, I think.

No product in that hair, my friends. Just pure Lucas goo, straight from his goopy head.

We could just squeeze his head and get enough “product” to last for weeks. It’s obviously potent stuff.

“Mousse? Gel? No thanks, I make my own.”

Posted by Jon on 07/10/07 at 09:43 AM

  1. Oh yeah, Boy 1’s got that going on… Although, he’s started blow drying his hair, so that it feathers just so. So make that, blow-dryed greasy boy. Lovely.

    Posted by Woman with Kids  on  07/10/07  at  12:32 PM

  2. Ahh, feathering. Back when I used to have hair and it was the early 80s, I went through that phase. Scary stuff. Luckily I have destroyed almost all photographic evidence of me from those days.

    Posted by Jon  on  07/11/07  at  09:25 AM

  3. OK
    it isn’t entirely all my fault because, I had gotten sick on wendsday and had not taken a shower since then. (and it was sunday) so yes there wes lots of goop and sick people stuff in there. Which, as you can tell made it stick up like there was gel stuff in it.

    Posted by lucas deal  on  07/11/07  at  04:40 PM
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