Thursday, January 26, 2006

Apple porn … foreplay

We got our first shipment of machines this morning. Ten G5s. The rest of our stuff won’t get here until next week. Which is about the time when I’ll be able to unbury myself and begin unpacking and plugging things in. In the meantime, I give you these lovely little JPEGs. Please notice the attention to detail in that last picture. Yes, type geeks, Apple used a ligature in the word “certified” on lowly reconditioned product packaging. Apparently they care about all the details of their stuff. Which is one of the many reasons I like their products so much.

Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

 

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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