Sunday, November 25, 2007

Adding New Words to the English Lexicon

“Dad! I’ve got it!”

“What have you got?”

“I’ve got the perfect word to describe you!”

“Um. OK. Let’s here it.”

“Doober! You are a doober!”

“OK, I’ll bite. What’s a doober?”

“It’s the perfect amalgamation of you! ‘Dad’ plus ‘goober’ equals ‘Doober’!”

Is it too late to get a refund on these kids and trade them in for different models?

Posted by Jon on 11/25/07 at 07:59 PM

  1. What’s really strange is they could have easily used the same two words and come up with ‘goodad.’ Of course that might have sent the wrong message.

    Posted by Radioactive Jam  on  11/26/07  at  10:42 AM

  2. Depends on what you paid for em.
    I’d say you are way past ROI already.

    Posted by witchypoo  on  11/26/07  at  09:05 PM

  3. You could probably sell them to the gypsies, which is what I always threaten.  I realize how politically incorrect that is.  Oh, well.

    Posted by Novembrance  on  11/27/07  at  07:03 AM

  4. Doober… very impressive, however even more impressive is the fact that the kid used the word amalgamation!

    Posted by regina  on  11/27/07  at  02:34 PM
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