Friday, June 20, 2008

Ball of Confusion, Indeed

Moltz and I put together another edition of Technology! Whiskey! Sexy!

Espisode 04: Francophiles

And lo! We called forth demons from the depths of Hell and we installed XP.

Or something like that.

Also, John basically loses it and “Angry Moltz” has to be one of my favorite reoccurring characters.

Also! I have a question for you, my dear reader(s).

Should I continue to post here on Ransom Note when TWS (Technology! Whiskey! Sexy!… we like to call it “TWS,” gives it that nice “insider” feeling, don’t ya think?) has a new episode? I kind of get the feeling that the two audiences (Ransom Note and TWS, that is) are radically different and the one probably has zero interest in the other. Plus, if you have subscribed to the TWS podcast in iTunes you’ll be notified, right? And if you haven’t already subscribed, you probably don’t care? Am I right?

Also! My toe is much better, thank you all for your kind words and expressions of concern. I can walk fairly comfortably now and I’m completely off the pain meds, though that was kind of fun while it lasted, I must admit. Opiates… shame about them being dreadfully addictive and all, you know? Soon I’ll be able to contemplate getting out and running in the same way I had been contemplating running in previous weeks, i.e., “Man, I really should get back to running. Oh hey, look! I could also just stay here in this comfy bed, too! Works for me! Hand me another tub of ice cream, will ya, please?”

Anyway. Happy Friday! Tomorrow is June 20, the summer solstice and the the longest day of the year. Rather, it’s the day with the longest amount of daylight, since if you want to get all technical and snippy about it, all days are the same length, and only the amount of sunlight varies appreciably.

Remember your sunscreen! Re-apply as necessary!

Favorite Entries

If you are new around here, the following entries have been reasonably well received. You might want to peruse these.

• Help Wanted
• From the Office of Mis-directed Email
• A Word from the Small Person in the House
• RNT Product Review: Chocolate Mix Skittles Left Me Sterile!
• Jon’s Report Card circa… A Long Time Ago
• Dear Gratuitously Naked Conversationalist at the Gym:
• A Peek Inside the Writer’s Guild and Producers’ Negotiations
• We Regret the Error
• Letters from a Homeowner to His General Contractor
• What I Did There
• Hermaphrodite Administrative Assistants and Receptionists Need Not Apply
• Giving Me an IM Account Was Obviously a Huge Mistake
• Official Ransom Note Typography Vista vs. Mac OS X Shootout
• I Need a Real Hobby
• Beat Down
• Big Fat Lies
• True Love
• Now MY Ovaries Hurt
• Don’t Get Her Started
• Disturbing Trend
• Had to do it
• Mooshy stuff
• Ransom Note Typography End User License Agreement “EULA”
• Diva-licious!
• Just so we’re clear
• PETA may have a point

Holy Crap! Look at all this STUFF down here. It's awesome!

Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?

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