Wednesday, October 18, 2006
A Small Sample of What I Live With Everyday
Ellis has her hand to her ear, talking on an imaginary phone: (insert a pause between each sentence where she listens to the other party)
“Yeah, I’m on my way to work.”
“My dog is painted, so keep off the dog.”
“How are you doing with the computer? I’m painting the dog.”
“Can you? Because I have to do my work tomorrow.”
“Are you cooking?”
“Are you answering me?”
Then she hung up the “phone.”
For the record: We don’t have a dog, it hasn’t been painted any color and as far as I know, Ellis doesn’t have a job.
I believe my life at home could be be described as living inside a free verse poem. An epic saga that never ends.
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- We Regret the Error
- Letters from a Homeowner to His General Contractor
- What I Did There
- Hermaphrodite Administrative Assistants and Receptionists Need Not Apply
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- Official Ransom Note Typography Vista vs. Mac OS X Shootout
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- Now MY Ovaries Hurt
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- Disturbing Trend
- Had to do it
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- Ransom Note Typography End User License Agreement “EULA”
- Diva-licious!
- Just so we’re clear
- PETA may have a point
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Really, I'm glad you made it down here. Almost no one ever comes down here. I'm like in a freaking dungeon down here. I get lonely. But not you. YOU made it all the way to the end of the page. For this I think I've a little crush on you. I don't know, is "love" to strong a word to use in this situation? Well, if it's not "love," then it's very strong "like." I'm totally in like with you for coming down here. You are awesome. Please love me back! I know, I know, I shouldn't be all needy, it's not attractive at all, but you don't know how it is to be stuck down here. Who scrolls all the way to the end of a page anymore these days? Anyway, thanks for shedding some light down here in the depths. I appreciate it. Shoot me an email and I'll send you a dollar, OK?
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