Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Here We Go

Also, because I can’t let *any* moment pass by without a snarky comment:

Hillary says she is “open to being the VP candidate” with Obama.

Look, madam, I am “open to a tawdry, rambunctious and sweaty night of debauchery with Jennifer Aniston” but I have to say: NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS will happen.

Jon scribbled this mess on 06/04/08 at 12:02 AM, best we can tell it fits in the category of Regular Post. This many folks had something to say about that, The permanent home of this entry is here: Link

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

The QP

Episode 2 of the Technology! Whiskey! Sexy! podcast is available for your consumption. (if you haven’t already subscribed to the podcast in iTunes.

One word description:
Piquant

It’s all about what Apple is going to release/announce at its World Wide Developer Conference (WWDC) next week. And a short quiz about Linux.

Yes, somehow we made those extra dry topics into twenty-two minutes of sheer hilarity.

We are a wonder.

Jon scribbled this mess on 06/03/08 at 12:03 AM, best we can tell it fits in the category of Regular Post. This many folks had something to say about that, The permanent home of this entry is here: Link

Monday, June 02, 2008

Sadly, This is the Kind of Stuff That Keeps Me Up at Night

Next time you are in a 7-eleven, go to the fountain drink section of the store and note the following about the sizes of the cups:

Gulp: 20 oz. (591 mL)

Big Gulp: 32 oz. (946 mL)

Super Big Gulp: 44 oz (1301 mL)

Double Gulp: 64 oz. (1893 mL)

Notice the problem?

The DOUBLE Gulp.

It has been named very poorly. Very, very poorly. It is not double the size of the Gulp. It should be the “Triple and a Little Bit More Gulp.”

Though I understand how that might not roll off the tongue and may not even fit on the side of the cup when you typeset it in HUGE letters.

They recently increased the size of the Gulp from 16 oz. (473 mL) to its current size. So the problem used to be even worse.

And, if you were the sort of person who was prone to thinking obsessively about the sizes and names of the cups in a 7-eleven and started a letter writing campaign to the Southland Corporation (7-eleven’s former corporate name) a while back which politely pointed out this glaring inconsistency in their product line and has been writing letters about this issue to the company every single week for YEARS and have NEVER heard back from them, except a stupid form letter that says “thanks for visiting 7-eleven!” and a coupon for a free Slurpee, good through August of 1999 and have basically been treated like a pariah and been banned from the neighborhood 7-eleven after organizing a smallish protest (a drunk guy and underage kids loitering and looking for someone to buy them some beer), tossing all the offending cups on the floor and then storming out while shrieking, “THESE ARE NOT DOUBLE. YOU CAN’T CALL THESE DOUBLE GULPS, WHEN CLEARLY THEY ARE NOT DOUBLE THE SIZE OF THE GULP!”; well, you might just feel a little bummed.

Though I wouldn’t know anything about that, of course.

Jon scribbled this mess on 06/02/08 at 12:02 AM, best we can tell it fits in the category of Regular Post. This many folks had something to say about that, The permanent home of this entry is here: Link
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