Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Nerd Alert—Halloween Edition
Guess what we did at work today?
Carved pumpkins!
Sometimes working at a graphic design studio with drama queens is totally worthwhile.
Though I’m not a fan of pumpkin guts, it was a total kick to carve pumpkins with these guys. They aren’t all done, but I’ll have pics up tomorrow. Amazing stuff.
I went with something from my past. Very S-C-A-R-Y! But only if you hadn’t replaced the faulty power supply.
And in case my artistic talents leave something to be desired:
It’s a Mac Plus!
Monday, October 30, 2006
Sometimes I’m Right
“Can I eat my cereal in the living room, Daddy?”
“Ellis, just eat it here at the counter. I don’t want you to spill.”
“I won’t spill!”
She grabs the bowl off the counter and heads into the living room.
“OK. I won’t spill anymore.”
Friday, October 27, 2006
I Hate Snow Before Halloween
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for snow. I don’t mind winter. I love it as a matter of fact, probably because I loathe the heat and sun of summer. See in winter, you can just pile on more sweaters and mittens, until you get warm. But in summer, there’s only a certain amount of clothing you can take off and not have people stare at you at the grocery store. At least that’s been my experience.
Anyway, it snowed the other day here. And it’s just such useless snow, too. Too wet to stick to the ground and make it so the ski resorts open sooner, but it’s just cold enough that I have to scrap like crazy to clean off the car. It’s this slushy yuck. The eskimos probably don’t even have a word for it.
It was like it was precipitating a Slurpee out there.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
IPO Not Coming
So I’ve started a small business. It’s an Internet thing. I’ll have more details once I figure out how to make PHP and MySQL do what I want them to do but for now I just have to say this:
It’s possible that I’m a bad manager. Do not ever hire me to do anything managerial, I’m pretty sure I’m not your guy.
I set aside a portion of my vast stock holdings (ha!) for this venture, in order to pay for web hosting, possibly a freelance coder and to cover marketing costs. So how very wrong is it that the only things I really want to do with the money are:
- XBox 360 and ginormous HD TV to play it on
- Mac Book Pro (OK, maybe I really need this, but I can make do for a while on what I have
- More DVDs then I can conveniently watch during waking hours
- An Aeron
- Things the go bleep and blonk and have blinking lights
- Transfer it all to PayPal just go insane on eBay, iTunes and ThinkGeek
- Snowboard and a season pass for the fam at Brighton
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Day of Silence
I forgot to turn on my e-mail client this morning.
It was like having a Day Without People.
Favorite Entries
If you are new around here, the following entries have been reasonably well received. You might want to peruse these.
- Jon’s Report Card circa… A Long Time Ago
- Dear Gratuitously Naked Conversationalist at the Gym:
- A Peek Inside the Writer’s Guild and Producers’ Negotiations
- We Regret the Error
- What I Did There
- Hermaphrodite Administrative Assistants and Receptionists Need Not Apply
- Giving Me an IM Account Was Obviously a Huge Mistake
- Official Ransom Note Typography Vista vs. Mac OS X Shootout
- I Need a Real Hobby
- Beat Down
- Big Fat Lies
- True Love
- Now MY Ovaries Hurt
- Don’t Get Her Started
- Disturbing Trend
- Had to do it
- Mooshy stuff
- Ransom Note Typography End User License Agreement “EULA”
- Diva-licious!
- Just so we’re clear
- PETA may have a point
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